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Malcolm’s PowerPoint presentation covered the amazing exploits of bride stealers throughout history, reaching all the way back to Josephus Molaris translated from Latin as “Joseph the Grinder.” Molaris was an infamous libertine from the time of the Roman Republic who evaded military service to pursue women and young men alike. Also custodia cuffie iphone included were slides about “Jodie Sauvage” a courtier of Richard the Lionheart who stayed samsung silicone, custodia protettiva in silicone per galaxy s8 behind during the Third Crusade and “Jody Wilmington,” an English philanderer who remained in England during the American Revolution, among many others.

Also included were profiles on various women who have helped civilian husbands stave off loneliness since the armed forces began allowing females to join.

“We come from a proud tradition stretching back two millennia,” Jody Malcolm said as he wrapped up the presentation. “These are just a small sample of the heroic individuals who have tended to the needs of lonely women and men on the home front. And today, we renew our resolve to continue fighting the good fight.”

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