11 Things The Bible Bans

2. coque samsung Football. At least, the rêve de diamants collier femme pure version of football, where you play with a pigskin. The modern synthetic footballs are ugly and slippery anyways. Leviticus 11:8, which collier femme ouvert is discussing pigs, reads “You shall not eat of their flesh nor touch their carcasses; they are unclean to you.”And you’re doubly breaking that if you wake up, eat some sausage then go throw around the football. coque iphone 7 pas cher Or go to the collier femme argent inde county fair and enter a greased pig catching contest.

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Leviticus 19:31 reads “Do not turn to mediums or spiritists; do not seek them collier femme cristal out to be defiled collier femmetrackid=sp-006 by them. I am the Lord your God.” The penalty for that Check Leviticus 20:6: “As for the person who turns to mediums and to spiritists, to play the harlot after them, I will also set My face against that person and will cut him off from among his people.”

Seems like a lifetime of exile is a pretty harsh penalty for talking to Zoltar.

4. But bague or blanc diamant fine pulling out does. One of the most famous sexual oriented Bible verses the one that’s used as anti masturbation rhetoric is actually anti pulling out.

It’s Genesis 38:9 10: “Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went in to his brother’s wife, he wasted his seed on bague or pierre turquoise the ground in order not to give offspring to his brother. But what he did was displeasing in the sight of the Lord; so He took his life also.”Yep pull out and get smote. That’s harsh. coque iphone Banned.

5. Tattoos. No tattoos. Leviticus 19:28 reads, “You shall not make any cuts in your body for collier femme paris the dead nor make any tattoo marks on yourselves: I am the Lord.”Not even a little butterfly on your ankle. Or Thug Life across your abdomen. bijoux bague coque iphone Or even, fittingly enough, a cross.

6. Polyester, or any other fabric blends. bracelet homme The Bible doesn’t want you to wear polyester. coque samsung Not just because it looks cheap. It’s sinfully unnatural.

Leviticus 19:19 reads, “You are to keep My statutes. coque iphone You shall not breed together two kinds of your cattle; you shall not sow your field with two kinds of seed, nor wear a garment upon you of two kinds of material mixed together.”Check the tag on your shirt right now. Didn’t realize you were mid sin at this exact second, did you (Unless you checked the tag by rolling off your neighbor’s wife while you two were having anal sex in the middle of robbing a blind guy. bijoux bracelets teeshirt licorne Then your Lycra spandex blend is really the least of your problems.)

7. coque huawei Divorce. coque samsung The Bible is very clear on this one: No divorcing. coque huawei iphone 11 case for girls You can’t do it. bracelet homme Because when you marry someone, according to Mark 10:8, you “are no longer two, but one flesh.” And, Mark 10:9 reads, “What therefore God has joined together, let no man separate.”Mark gets even more hardcore about it a few verses later, in Mark 10:11 12, “And collier femme fete des meres He said to them, ‘Whoever divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery against her; and if she collier femme victoria herself divorces her husband and marries another man, she is committing adultery.’”

8. coque samsung Letting people without testicles into church. coque iphone bague argent Whether you’ve been castrated or lost one or two balls to cancer isn’t important. coque iphone The Bible doesn’t get that specific. It just says you can’t pray.

Deuteronomy 23:1 reads (this is the God’s Word translation, which spells it out better), “A man whose testicles are crushed or whose male bague or jaune femme coeur member is cut off may never join the assembly of the Lord.

“Oh, and the next verse says that if you’re collier femme en bois a bastard, the child of a bastard or even have dyrberg kern collier femme a great great great great great great great grandchild of a bastard, you can’t come to church or synagogue either. goed hoesje Deuteronomy 23:2 reads, “No one of illegitimate birth shall enter the assembly of the Lord; none of his descendants, even to the tenth generation, shall enter the assembly of the Lord.”

9. Wearing gold. 1 Timothy 2:9 doesn’t like your gold necklace at all. collier argent bijoux pas cher Or your pearl necklace. coque huawei Or any clothes you’re wearing that you didn’t get from Forever 21, Old Navy la redoute collier femme or cartier collier femme H I want women to adorn themselves with proper clothing, modestly collier femme jonc and discreetly, not with braided hair and gold or pearls or costly garments.” All banned.

10. custom iphone 11 case Shellfish. collier argent coque huawei Leviticus 11:10 reads, “But whatever is in the seas and in the rivers that does not have fins and scales among all the teeming life of the collier femme chaine plate water, and among all the living creatures that are in the water, they are detestable things to you.” And shellfish is right in that collier femme or et rubis wheelhouse. coque huawei coque iphone xs Leviticus 11 bans a TON of animals from being eaten (it’s THE basis for Kosher law); beyond shellfish and pig, it also says you can’t eat camel, rock badger, rabbit, eagle, vulture, buzzard, falcon, raven, crow, ostrich, owl, seagull, hawk, pelican, stork, heron, bat, winged insects that walk on four legs unless they have joints to jump with like grasshoppers, bear, mole, mouse, lizard, gecko, crocodile, chameleon and snail.

11. bracelet homme Your wife defending your life bague or blanc diamant createur in a fight by grabbing your attacker’s genitals. No joke. coque iphone 7 Deuteronomy actually devotes two verses to this exact scenario: Deuteronomy 25:11 12.”If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, zalando collier femme and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, collier femme dos then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity.”That’s impossible to bague or blanc 750 1000 misinterpret. coque huawei Ladies, if your husband is getting mugged, make sure to kick the mugger in the pills. Do not do the grip and squeeze (no bague or blanc femme sans pierre matter what “Miss Congeniality” might advise).

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